My thoughts on this gif.

OF COURSE, the only glasses that I have both 1) really, really liked and 2) actually fit my round face and Asian nose correctly are also the cheapest pair I have ever bought.  <$20 cheap. 

Ugh, fuck Luxottica. 

You guize.

I just downloaded the best app ever.

Spring has definitely sprung around these parts.

I think this is the only New Yorker cartoon that’s ever made me literally laugh out loud.

Beauty tip: if you suffer from big, round Asian moon face, wear long, exaggerated earrings to both distract and elongate face. You’re welcome.

How did these two darlings turn into these in just one month? (?!)

Now I know what those exasperated looks from my mom were about when I was a teenager.

Man, that adagio theme got to me just now.  What is happening to me?  I used to find Tchaik so embarrassingly syrupy and obvious.

I think I’m getting soft with age.

Hey.

I’ve looked at all your cat/baby pictures over the years, the least you can do is humor me with my guinea pigs.

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